Congress quails in fear as members told: “Everyone needs to be ready to get under your chairs if necessary. Folks are coming this way – be prepared.”

Every member of Congress was just told this:

“We got an update. Everyone needs to be ready to get under your chairs if necessary.

We have folks entering the rotunda and coming down this way. We’ll update you as soon as we can [voice breaks with fear] just be prepared.

Stay calm.”

Published by Benjamin Jenkins

Parliamentary correspondent, political hack, honest to a fault.

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